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+ # SquatConf code of conduct
+All attendees, staff, speakers, volunteers and other invited guests are required to _agree to_ and _comply with_ the following code of conduct, without exception.
+
+## tl;dr
+> thou shall not act like an asshole.
+
+## IMPORTANT NOTE
+
+As crazy as it sounds we still need to explain basic human behaviours to be sure everybody understand them so here they are:
+
+**We will not accept ANY form of harassment**
(if you are not sure what I am talking about please read the extended version)
This is non-negotiable, if you are suspected of improper behavior we will politely inform you that you must leave.
+
+we do NOT value freedom of speech at all costs, and we are clearly
+- antifascist
+- again all form of exclusion
+
+We will be reacting to any form of intolerance with intolerance to such behaviour
+
+A squat is a living place, where people sleep & eat, it is their home and they generously offer us a place to do our crazy experiments, socialize & share our knowledge. In return, we _must_ respect the inhabitants and the boundaries that will be in place (while there are open & communal spaces, the living quarters are private and therefore usually off limits to guests).
+
+_Let this be your guide_
+> give the amount of respect that you would expect should be given if it were your home.
+
+
+## Extended version
+
+**definition of a harassment**
+
+This list is not a [laisser passer](http://www.thefreedictionary.com/laissez-passer) to do anything that is not listed here, most of it will be obvious to the people we expect to join us for SquatConf.
+
+- verbal comments
+ - race
+ - gender
+ - appearance
+ - sexual orientation
+ - religion
+ - disability
+- intimidation _(physical or otherwise)_
+- harassing photography or recording _(do NOT joke about this one in a squat)_
+ - You should not encroach upon the privacy of the inhabitants, nor should you reveal the location of the event using photography or any other method of capturing and/or publishing sensitive information !
+- stalking, following, insistent flirting, any kind of deliberate intimidation, etc.
+- disrupting of talks and/or workshops
+- joking about people with [silly hats](http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbw3wd1K9Y1qbj9bf.gif)
+
+