guru meditation

7 years ago · f72bda626c
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--- a/public/404.html
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html lang="en">
+<head>
+  <meta charset="UTF-8">
+  <title>GURU meditation</title>
+  <style>
+    body{
+      background-color: #111;
+      margin-top: 150px;
+    }
+  </style>
+</head>
+<body>
+  <script src="//code.jquery.com/jquery-2.2.1.min.js"></script>
+  <script src="assets/js/guru.js"></script>
+</body>
+</html>
--- a/public/assets/js/guru.js
+++ b/public/assets/js/guru.js
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+/**
+ * Tribute to Amiga - Software failure / Guru Meditation
+ * Usage: GuruMeditation.display( 'Your custom message' )
+ *
+ * @class           GuruMeditation
+ * @author          =undo= <info@wpxtre.me>
+ * @copyright       Copyright (C) 2012-2013 wpXtreme Inc. All Rights Reserved.
+ * @date            2014-02-04
+ * @version         1.0.2
+ */
+
+if (typeof (window.GuruMeditation) === 'undefined') {
+  window.GuruMeditation = (function () {
+    var $t = {
+      version: '1.0.2',
+      display: _display,
+      hide: _hide
+    }
+    var div, timer
+
+    /**
+     * Display Guru Meditation
+     *
+     * @param {string} $error Your message
+     */
+    function _display ($error) {
+      _htmlMarkup($error)
+
+      if (!$('body > #guru-meditation').length) {
+        $('body').prepend(div)
+
+        var $guru_meditation = $('#guru-meditation')
+
+        // Blink
+        timer = setInterval(function () { $guru_meditation.toggleClass('red') }, 1000)
+
+        // If click hide
+        $guru_meditation.on('click', _back)
+      }
+    }
+
+    function _back () {
+      history.back()
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * Hide
+     */
+    function _hide () {
+      if ($('body > #guru-meditation').length) {
+        clearInterval(timer)
+        $('#guru-meditation').remove()
+        $('#guru-meditation-style').remove()
+      }
+    }
+
+    /**
+     * Prepare HTML markup
+     *
+     * @param {string} $error Your message
+     * @private
+     */
+    function _htmlMarkup ($error) {
+      if ('undefined' == typeof ( $error )) {
+        $error = '#00000025.65045330'
+      }
+
+      div = '<style id="guru-meditation-style" type="text/css">' +
+        '#guru-meditation {' +
+        'height:120px;' +
+        'background-color:#111;' +
+        'border:6px solid #111;' +
+        'text-align:center;' +
+        '}' +
+        '#guru-meditation.red {' +
+        'border-color:#b00' +
+        '}' +
+        '#guru-meditation p {' +
+        'font-size:18px;' +
+        "font-family: 'Times New Roman';" +
+        'margin:24px 0;' +
+        'color: #b00;' +
+        'text-align:center;' +
+        '}' +
+        '</style>' +
+        '<div id="guru-meditation">' +
+        '<p>Software Failure. Press left mouse button to continue.</p>' +
+        '<p>Guru meditation <span>' +
+        $error +
+        '</span></p>' +
+        '</div>'
+    }
+
+    return $t
+  })()
+}
+
+GuruMeditation.display('Page not found')