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guru meditation

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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
<meta charset="UTF-8">
<title>GURU meditation</title>
<style>
body{
background-color: #111;
margin-top: 150px;
}
</style>
</head>
<body>
<script src="//code.jquery.com/jquery-2.2.1.min.js"></script>
<script src="assets/js/guru.js"></script>
</body>
</html>

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/**
* Tribute to Amiga - Software failure / Guru Meditation
* Usage: GuruMeditation.display( 'Your custom message' )
*
* @class GuruMeditation
* @author =undo= <info@wpxtre.me>
* @copyright Copyright (C) 2012-2013 wpXtreme Inc. All Rights Reserved.
* @date 2014-02-04
* @version 1.0.2
*/
if (typeof (window.GuruMeditation) === 'undefined') {
window.GuruMeditation = (function () {
var $t = {
version: '1.0.2',
display: _display,
hide: _hide
}
var div, timer
/**
* Display Guru Meditation
*
* @param {string} $error Your message
*/
function _display ($error) {
_htmlMarkup($error)
if (!$('body > #guru-meditation').length) {
$('body').prepend(div)
var $guru_meditation = $('#guru-meditation')
// Blink
timer = setInterval(function () { $guru_meditation.toggleClass('red') }, 1000)
// If click hide
$guru_meditation.on('click', _back)
}
}
function _back () {
history.back()
}
/**
* Hide
*/
function _hide () {
if ($('body > #guru-meditation').length) {
clearInterval(timer)
$('#guru-meditation').remove()
$('#guru-meditation-style').remove()
}
}
/**
* Prepare HTML markup
*
* @param {string} $error Your message
* @private
*/
function _htmlMarkup ($error) {
if ('undefined' == typeof ( $error )) {
$error = '#00000025.65045330'
}
div = '<style id="guru-meditation-style" type="text/css">' +
'#guru-meditation {' +
'height:120px;' +
'background-color:#111;' +
'border:6px solid #111;' +
'text-align:center;' +
'}' +
'#guru-meditation.red {' +
'border-color:#b00' +
'}' +
'#guru-meditation p {' +
'font-size:18px;' +
"font-family: 'Times New Roman';" +
'margin:24px 0;' +
'color: #b00;' +
'text-align:center;' +
'}' +
'</style>' +
'<div id="guru-meditation">' +
'<p>Software Failure. Press left mouse button to continue.</p>' +
'<p>Guru meditation <span>' +
$error +
'</span></p>' +
'</div>'
}
return $t
})()
}
GuruMeditation.display('Page not found')
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